Pro ball


has lost me. It’s bad enough the good Braves are well established as the crappy Clippers. Oh, this is just priceless and shows everything that is wrong with the NBA at the moment

Nearing the end of Saturday night’s Raptors-Bulls’ third quarter action, Raptors point guard Jarrett Jack held the ball at the top of the key. Noticing his shoelace was undone, Jack put the ball under his arm while the clock continued to run, bent over and tied it back up.

Not a single Bulls player tried to steal the ball away.

This led to the Bulls’ losing by 32.

Chicago fans aren’t push overs. I know that if I’m a courtside Bulls fan, I’d be apoplectic at nobody trying to take the ball back. My dad is a notorious pro-ball hater, saying “there was only one game ever played and they keep showing it on the sportscast.”

Sham of ShamSports.com:

“That [play] basically summed up the whole game. The Bulls played worse than any team has ever played in any game at any standard in any season of any decade in any league in any country of any sport ever. They were listless, talentless and overmatched, with the playbook of a Corleggy cheese […]

It’s the only time I’ve ever turned a game because I couldn’t stand to watch it. Bad, bad, bad times. If you happen to own or run an NBA team and are looking to hire someone to work 80 hour weeks as a professional nerd, hire me. Because then I can stop supporting the Bulls.”

No wonder NCAA time is more popular.

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