A doofus can do things like sell small sponsorships, small sponsorships for his employer, small sponsorships for his employer that will more than likely yield a greater sponsorship, small sponsorships for his employer that will more than likely yield a greater sponsorship that still require him to be present. A doofus does these things without always paying heed to other things on the calendar. A doofus does these things without always paying heed to other things on the calendar like Father’s Day. A Doofus is a dad who somehow manages to find a way to work more on Father’s Day (hehe, more on).
I am that doofus.
A little respect, please, as I am Michael, lord of the Doofuses!
Mike's Pub 